Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Romy and Michelle

i don't know what leads to it, but it happens on msn when sean and i are yakking... brainless but somewhat therapeutic:

pornstar says:
it's called the L'Oreal's Collagen Filler - Wrinkle De-Crease - intensive wrinkle reducing essence with Collagen Biospheres - whatever that means, but it sounds so good in its marketing sense, that i gotta have it

zhou.周公子.주지중 says:
oh.. how much is it?

pornstar says:
20 plus plus plus

pornstar says:
that's like half the price of a jug of long island tea in zouk

zhou.周公子.주지중 says:
i like to read the labels.. if it says something like.. "concentrated cream IMMEDIATELY SIPS into your skin, making it RADIANT WITHIN SECONDS...." i i would fucking buy it!

pornstar says:
me too! me too!

pornstar says:
or anything with pre-fix like "bio-whatever" or suffix like "whatever-spheres" or containing exotic sounding words like "hydra" etc

zhou.周公子.주지중 says:
i bet u like to read shampoo labels while shitting..

pornstar says:
yeah i do!

zhou.周公子.주지중 says:
"Aqua 50%, Aloe Extract 5%, Vitamin E 2%, Bees Wax 8% …..

pornstar says:
i read labels when taking a dump or when scrubbing myself in the shower, i'd read shower gel labels over n over again and i'll feel good

zhou.周公子.주지중 says:
yeah... i will be like "wow... i am using mud from the Amazon now... wow.. imagine the creatures of the jungle looking at me..”

pornstar says:
Yeah me too!!! And i like ingredients like glycerin, shea butter, beeswax, salicylate, etc. like this morning i was using the Lux shower gel, and it says, deep sea mud minerals and collagen rich then i felt so good.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Actually, the less chemical-sounding names and the more "natural but high-tech" sounding ones gives me goose pimples. Like Alpha-hydroxy minerals from dead sea salt particles or whatever.

Or incomprehensible words that sound like mystical ingredient from long-lost tribe of ancient forest or old women in lost matriarchal village of legendary beauties type. like "pitera" or "ulewewe flower" or "bark" of some sort or other. the more exotic the better.

sabre hound said...

actually ah, i big time sucker for all those exotic names ingredients, as u had listed some. i go crazy over names like "beeswax" "padina pavonica" "boswelia serrata" "linalool" "cinnamal" "citronellol" "cananga odorata"...

ahhh! i sure confirm buy!