We All Falter, Does It Matter?

last friday, a not-very great thing occured at work and very few of my friends have been privy to learn what had happened.

i have been wanting to write on several things like ian's band (super illegals) doing the opening act for electrico's concert, harry's announcement on his engagement and akan datang wedding date and stuffs. but i guess i will eventually write soon.

feeling not so great these past couple of days at home, life pretty much turned into a 24hour homestay in front of the telly.

the only major consolation i had was the usual brief bonehead chat with sean while he was at work on msn (content lifted from sean's blog 'The Wookie Has Landed'):

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
I am debating shud i go swimming at buona vista later. I am doing cardio everyday now..

pornstar says:
evening later is it? u might earn urself a band of followers

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
but there are always weirdoes following me into locker room… i hate that..

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
coz lighting is all wrong.. if i show, i want to show nicely

pornstar says:
ah true also

pornstar says:
i just go for my evening long walks and i think as i walk

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
ya, russ saw u last time..

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
but u shed the cotton and linen resort look already right?

pornstar says:
on n off lah

pornstar says:
sunday i went high tea dressed like as if i was living in the banyan tree resort

pornstar says:
yesterday..well....as if i just emerged from the HDB heartlands

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
ya.. u always look like u live by the seaside.. even tho u r in the middle of orchard road next thing u just need to wear sarong.. the brown type.. and wrapped till your chest..

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
and wash clothes by the swimming pool as if its the river.. and wait for your Abang to come back from the paddy field

pornstar says:
then serve him food from tiffin carrier

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
"bang... Din dah mengandung..."

pornstar says:
dah dua bulan dah

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
"bang nak anak lelaki atau perempuan"

pornstar says:
“PONDAN!

pornstar says:
i am so alone at home

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
u shud do a Bjork...

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
"its oh so quiet....... shhhh... shhhhh... shhhhhh"

pornstar says:
yeah i did that already, many plates and pots n pans we left broken after i slew them all around the house in the "WOW BAAM!" chorus, luckily they were cheap Ikea plates

pornstar says:
i come visit u later

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
u wear resort look k?

pornstar says:
i wear sarong and come

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
u wear the black wig i have. tonight, u do pontianak look k?

pornstar says:
i wear white long robe

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
i haul u up from second floor..

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
u fly and swing outside the kitchen window!

pornstar says:
u just make sure Ida is doing the dishes at that time

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
ok, i swing u, throw confetti.. its like our own version of St. James Powerhouse Sunday night party..

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
Got Light, Got Confetti, Got Acrobat..

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
next time russ and me go.. u come with us la. Very fun!

pornstar says:
is it...long queue one ah?

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
VERY

pornstar says:
oh dear, i am extremely allergic to queues u know

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
your symptoms are :bitchiness, none stop grumbling, confrontational...

pornstar says:
correct

pornstar says:
where u study all these from?

zhou.周公子.주지중. says: observation:
I hide behind bushes study you one.. I am like Sigourney Weaver in "Gorillas in the Mist"

pornstar says:
orhhh, next time u observe pple in towel club lah

pornstar says:
then u write thesis , sure NUS give u PhD one

zhou.周公子.주지중. says:
"The primates check each other out... as they go into the dark rooms in pairs or sometimes in 3s..."

pornstar says:
"and they produce grunts,as signs of readiness to mate.."

feeling much better in the evening, i walked to sean's for our usual banter and laughs at the usual goofs on local news on tv... and yeah, i wore the sarong, no less.