i almost forgot what it was like to banter with sam years ago when i was a gayfornia member years ago. we'd use to msn each other before hitting the gym in the evening after work when i was working in the filter group as a researcher.
today, sam re-lived those moments with me on msn:
Emma Fruity Loops says:
SO WHEN U GO GYM?!
pornstar says:
AH TONITE!!!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
AH FANTASTICO
pornstar says:
i make my comeback tonite!!!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
I SHALL GATHER THE GIRLS
pornstar says:
altho i may walk in looking like an oversized whale, i want to change all that 6 months down the road
pornstar says:
ah!!! then can have neener with u girls leh!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
i shall have the macho marys carry you down the aisle in your kaftan
pornstar says:
i am sick n tired of not being able to fit into my business shirts and pants without looking like i'm wearing spandex with all my fats spilling out
pornstar says:
yes yes!!!
pornstar says:
have elephants to trump my arrival
Emma Fruity Loops says:
then nubile sinewy twinky things will present to you your first myoplex cocktail as you rest serenely on the bench press
Emma Fruity Loops says:
after which you may take your pick on who shall be your welcome back gym buddy
pornstar says:
yes yes!!! and let peacocks wander around me to herald my homecoming
pornstar says:
so as long as it's not c**l
pornstar says:
EEEEEEEEEEEW
Emma Fruity Loops says:
would be 1. Steroid boy with huge deltoids and zits the size of m&ms
pornstar says:
pass
pornstar says:
next
Emma Fruity Loops says:
or 2. fey twinky boy in satin shorts
pornstar says:
i'll consider, next
Emma Fruity Loops says:
uhm thats all in the gym la the rest are your sisters
Emma Fruity Loops says:
now practise! u must have forgotten it all
Emma Fruity Loops says:
say," SISTER!"
pornstar says:
in my sisters i lay my trust
Emma Fruity Loops says:
AIR KISS
pornstar says:
seeistera
Emma Fruity Loops says:
no snapping of butts with wet towel!
pornstar says:
oh my... i totally forgot how to do my magnificato air kiss in the gym to my frens
Emma Fruity Loops says:
now tone your droppy man's breasts while u ogle at tight butts
pornstar says:
did i used to put a pink feather boa ard my neck when i used to work out in gayfornia back then? i cannot recall
pornstar says:
or was i wearing a sarong with tassles?
Emma Fruity Loops says:
ah u just go SISTER...MUACK MUACK...and do a bicep flex
pornstar says:
6 months time honey, 6 months time... i must make myself a gym addict all over again like i was years ago lor
Emma Fruity Loops says:
i think it was a pink feather hermes towel....!
pornstar says:
ah! thank u!
pornstar says:
u recalled my memory big time!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
i mean a satin hermes scarf with pink flamingo feather detail
Emma Fruity Loops says:
AH THE STEAM ROOM AWAITS YOUR PRESENCE!
pornstar says:
ah yeshhh! the Hermes towel!!! how can i forget? i a sure it's somewhere in my closet...or is that so passe now?
pornstar says:
i do have my Givenchy towelette tho
pornstar says:
oh hell, i'll stick to run off the mill Hardy Amies towels then
pornstar says:
ahhhhhhhh! the steam room! i almost forgot abt it's most wunderbar existence!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
ah yes the possbilties
Emma Fruity Loops says:
u can soften all that hair in the steam room for easy removable later
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and u can shave your legs
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and tie your hair in a turban!
pornstar says:
i shall walk in and sprinkle essential oil all over the steam room to rid it off all dirt and carnal sins that may have taken place in all 3 years of my absence from the gym
Emma Fruity Loops says:
THEN U DONT HAVE TO MESS UP YOUR BATHROOM!
pornstar says:
oh Sam darling sister of my universe next to Grego, what do i do without u recalling my memory when i go back to Gayfornia tonite
Emma Fruity Loops says:
ah! yes also i think the stink of a 10000 trolls must have accumulated so bring extra strength essential lavander oil...OR MR MUSCLE!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and remember not to talk to.....
Emma Fruity Loops says:
MISS SHEN ZHEN!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
besides he will either be in his jeans or ugly lycra pants
pornstar says:
OHHHHHH MR MUSCLE!!!!!!!! it's the bestest thing ever, dirt n grime dissolving in the bathroom, just spray and leave it for 10 mins, and simply rinse with water and be blinded by the shine!
pornstar says:
EEEEEEEEKS!
pornstar says:
MISS SHEN ZHEN!!! horrors!!!! still in that extremely short denim shorts ah???
Emma Fruity Loops says:
ah or u spray mr muscle at the trolls so they will dissolve away screaming in 10 mins!
pornstar says:
oh i will, i just bought refill in cold storage last night
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and his glossy side combed hair that attracts moths to a flame
pornstar says:
that's a trap i tell u
pornstar says:
a dangereuse trap!
Emma Fruity Loops says:
ah! the brethren will be uber please to see you
Emma Fruity Loops says:
(i give u one week only before u sian)
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and complain abt myoplex give u lau sai
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and how crowded it is
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and smelly
pornstar says:
oh i hope so too, and to be able to see our brethren and the intelligentsia all over again... i relish that thought
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and why so many people where adidas and not stella mcarthney
Emma Fruity Loops says:
i mean wear
Emma Fruity Loops says:
and then...why everyone wear tiny satin shots and strut around like quails
pornstar says:
oh well Sam, when u look into ur wardrobe, and u see tonnes of tank tops gone to waste just because u have piled on 20 kg since i last went to the gym 3 yrs ago... that is motivation enuff to go back to the grind all over again
pornstar says:
(ok i think i shld discard my red satin muay thai kickboxing shorts lor)
Emma Fruity Loops says:
as brian said its for health la
pornstar says:
yes yes
pornstar says:
true
pornstar says:
truly said
pornstar says:
i will see u all tonite sweethearts
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